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^^^^^^^ that is terrible.

on another note, son did a awesome half-guard mount to my arm almost an hour ago.

f*cking fast and precise.

he is 2yrs and 3 months old.

i'm not teaching my son to be a bully, but certainly i will not teach him to turn the other cheek.
yay.

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The world is a toll-free toilet
Our mouths neurological assholes
And psychologically speaking
We're in a state of mental diarrhea
Talking shit a mile a minute
Or in a state of constipated notions
Can't think of nothin' but shit
And in this world of
Stinky futures, shitty memories and
Constipated 19 now-nows
Emerges from the hiney of your head
The doo doo chasers,
The Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad
The prune juice of the mind
The doo doo chasers
Friends of roto-rooter
Bringing you music to get your shit together by
The band in the tidy bowl of your brain
(What was that long word again-Promental?)

A musical bowel movement
Designed to rid you of moral diarrhea
Social bullshit
Crazy do-loops
Mental poots

They call us the unflushables
One swipe a clean wipe
(Go flush it, fellas)

And what causes all of this shit?
What is the source of food for thought?
Ego-munchies
Images doggie bags
Me burger with I sauce on it
Me burger with I sauce on it
A myself sandwich
A personal burger
Hamburger
And a glass of constricted cola
Out to lunch with lunch meat
The fear of being eaten by the sandwich
The Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis-----
The doo doo chasers
Friends of roto-rooter
Music to clean your shit by

Low calorie logic
Muscle brain
Skinny brain

Count the calories of your thoughts
Funk, Confucius says
Like Chinese laxatives
Sweet and sour bowel movements
And in this world of stinky memories
Shitty futures
19 now nows-constipated-like
The prune juice of the mind
The band in the tidy bowl of your brain
Bringing you music to clean your shit by

Funk, the P-Preparation
The mental musical bowel movement
Groovalax
One swipe a clean wipe
And with no extra charge
A psychological trend
A neurological enema
Holy Shit
(let me try one-crap)
Corpolite
Prehistoric doo doo
Helping you get your shit together

Backstage at a Funkadelic rehearsal
We bring you the doo doo chasers
(Which one is George Clinton?)
Out to lunch with lunch meat, once again
The fear of being eaten by a sandwich
Lunchville
Where lunch is a nice time of day
At least twice a week

Fried Ice Cream is a reality

(Which one is George Clinton?)

Fried Ice Cream is a reality
Guess who's coming to lunch
I'm not gonna pay for this lunch, man!

Fried Ice Cream is a reality!
Fried Ice Cream is a reality!
Fried Ice Cream is a reality
And will an acura crx seat on the 90's era fit my 90 dx?

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I just realized that this is my 10th year on 4g.com. All this time and I'm still playing wih the same toys... :D
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I want my car back :(
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i want money so i can take the bike frame to powdercoat.
yay.

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IHeartMySTD wrote: We all know we like our women and cars with D's, not B's!!!! ;)
Where most of the questions are already answered > Engine swap guide, FAQs and Index thread

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on 1598 the british succesfully invaded puerto rico and held it for several months until a epidemy of disentery forced them to abandon the island.
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I don't think that list is exactly true.
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Brits mastered the art of invading and conquering places so why not? :dontknow:
IHeartMySTD wrote: We all know we like our women and cars with D's, not B's!!!! ;)
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Several places on that list are not true. UK did declare war on Finland, but never invaded. I'm also fairly certain that the former soviet countries in eastern europe have also never been invaded(at least not as far back as our history classes went). I'm also sceptical about some of the eastern countries.
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We need to do a big search in wikipedia to see...

talking about that site: The 6 Most Terrifying Sex Illustrations on Wikipedia

:o :o :o
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el_jelly wrote:We need to do a big search in wikipedia to see...

talking about that site: The 6 Most Terrifying Sex Illustrations on Wikipedia

:o :o :o
the horror, the horror!
yay.

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when life gives you paralysis, you paint that shit moto-cross:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJJKyDt9ArM&sns=em
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Image
yay.

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IHeartMySTD wrote: We all know we like our women and cars with D's, not B's!!!! ;)
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